Sacred Streaker

I was looking at my face book, like I do every night. I was reading my friends status updates and the news things that they placed on their wall. I noticed  one of my friends had posted an news article, www.koco.com. I clicked on the link and it brought me to a page about, in Oklahoma city a naked man caring a bible and a bottle of gin was arrested on suspicion of public indecency. According to police reports Antonia Larray, 22 stated he was going to church. The man was taken to the Oklahoma County Jail and was booked with charges of public indecency.

Of Course, the reason why I had to further investigate was because the title grabbed my attention. I think that his situation was amusing. And I continued to chuckle as I read the short article.


This man must have been very drunk. I have a very vivid imagination. I pictured a naked young man waving a bible and a bottle of gin at the cars that passed by. I think that is funny. I think it was rather obvious that he was heading to church since he did have a bible in his hand. Perhaps, he was on his way to being baptized and didn’t want his clothes to get wet. I hope to god that he was a Baptist because he would never fit in one of the little basins that they use in the Catholic or Episcopal church. After all, wasn’t his actions scriptural? Doesn’t the bible state that we come naked into this world and naked we shall leave it?